Now! Improvising with random tunes on the Garage Band app is WILLIAMSON’S WAY! Next, our continuing story “Just Add Walter”, where we look in on Ginny and Walter, an already-tense, eccentric wife and husband, now working together in a social marketing agency in Hawaii. Talk about trouble in paradise. Finally, more of the strange tale of “The New Norm L”, the man who had everything and could be anyone!
This episode is brought to you by Are You Handsome Tonight, the men’s hairstyling salon, notable for its Elvis Presley sightings. And this company jingle:
Are You Handsome Tonight?
(sung)
Are you handsome tonight?
Would she kiss you tonight?
Are you sorry your hair has that part?
Do your follicles stray? Do you need a toupee?
Is your bald spot now looking stalwart?
Is the floor at the barber’s more hairy than you?
Does your rival for her hand look like a shih tzu?
Have you not gone insane, but you’re reasonably vain?
Come in here and be handsome tonight!
(spoken)
You wonder if you’ll be handsome tonight.
You know, someone said, “I prefer to remain anonymous.”
Fate had me playing a barber with you as my customer.
The sink was where we met,
I cut you at first glance.
You bled some heavily, I put down the shampoo.
And then came the bandage, you took umbrage, and why, I surely know.
Buddy, she lied when you said you liked your hair.
She’s a girl who’s had plenty of practice.
But, ‘tis better to have no hair,
Than a neck topped up with a cactus.
Now your head is bare because I care.
Patience is its own reward.
And if you’ll give me a good review,
Then you can use your credit card.
(sung)
Have you not gone insane, but you’re reasonably vain?
Come in here and be handsome tonight!
Featuring : “What Do I Do Song”, “Storytelling – Just Add Walter, Part 3”, “Soon Song”, “Handsome Song”, “Storytelling – The New Norm L, Part 3”.